Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 12:15 PM
if there's a only thing in this world that i hate, it would be people. yep. homo sapiens.
now you'd ask me why is this specimen of such species hating his species so?
i shall elaborate on a sub-species, slimy people. these particular sub-species possess invisible goo-glands, which excrete disgust and slime all over anything they come into contact with, generally causing an aura of disgust. such an aura is only visible to a select few, with the majority being clouded by an exotic mist of pheremones. an added feature featured in some sub-types are the presence of claws, which leads them to excel in scrabbling up people's a**es, as they attempt to find some purchase.
my advice to people is to squish these "parasites" wherever you find them, because they are such a nusiance.